in a day or two

in a day or two
we will become thinner
we will redo ourselves
we will buy new clothes
- we will not fit into earlier saggy ones

we will hit the gym
and just strut and moan
because we do not need to work out more
we will just be a part of the "see you can slice tomato on my tummy" regime
all, in a day or two, in a day or two, the world can bet a dime!

we will go to fancy places and just nibble
and look down on all who gobble
we will not utter a word, but our actions will say
you are a pig, and if you gobble like this, a pig you will stay
we will just sip the sparkling water
holding the glass with our perfectly toned fingers

all in a day or two, all in a day or two, dear friends
and such is the prospect, its a crime to not make ammends
so lets meet today when the day is over
and each order that legendary burger
lets gulp it down with the best cocktails
and have some finger fries, on the trail
let us be merry, let us be a gay
lets start the dance, let us all sway
you bring me cake, i will cook lasagna for you
because we all will be thinner in a day or two !!